It’s a Porno Party!

Sinclair Sexsmith and Garnet Joyce are “hosting” a queer porn viewing parting over Twitter on Wednesday December 1st (6PM PST, which is 9PM EST). The two will be live-tweeting their reactions to scenes they’ve selected from nearly 100 episodes. They’ll be using the hashtag #pornparty so log in and follow @mrsexsmith & @garnetjoyce. (We’re also on Twitter — @CrashPadSeries and @PinkWhite, and Shine is @ShineLouise.)

Sinclair writes:

“If you don’t know Crash Pad Series… well, you should! I think Shine Louise Houston is making pretty much hands down the best porn out there right now, and it happens to be queer and gender-inclusive and kinky as hell and hot hot hot. It started out as a single DVD film, but has expanded in recent years to a web-based series of episodes divided up by “season.” Memberships range from $20 a month for level 1 (photos only) membership to $35 a month for a level 3 (photos, video, behind the scenes, and downloads)…

…We decided to watch season 12, episodes 81, 82, 83, and 84, so I picked some photos to show you the people who are in the scenes. Here’s the details:”

Season 12, Episode 81 – Cinnamon, Chocolate Chip, and 9: “After being invited to the Pad, it’s discovered 9 suffered through a day unfit for the princess she is. Thankfully, there’s a remedy and the recipe is simple – take 1 part Chocolate, add 1 part Cinnamon and stir vigorously with some lovely lingerie and a blue strap-on. Then, take a nice big bite. What else are friends for?” – Keymaster

Season 12, Episode 82 – Drew Deveaux and Dylan Ryan: “Holy shit! I have GOT to start planning Crash Pad maintainence out better – I was hardly finished painting when Drew Deveaux and Dylan Ryan busted in. And I do mean BUSTED, which is what I almost was. Dylan fucked Drew’s ass so hard the bed frame almost came down on my head. The things I go through for you people!”- Keymaster

Season 12, Episode 83 – Tina Horn and Roger Wood: “I’m still stuck under the bed! And… oh my god, what’s going on out there!? Is that Roger Wood and Tina Horn? Those two are GUARANTEED to bring the place down, and… oh no, are we having another earthquake? I don’t know how much more this bed can take, and I don’t want to die crushed beneath a pile of super-hot… never-mind, this is a pretty great way to go.”-Keymaster

Season 12, Episode 84 – Arabelle Raphael and Billy Castro: “Finally, I was able to escape from beneath the bed. And just in time, too – it’s been a busy day! Billy Castro brought a fine French friend, Arabelle Raphael, and no language barrier is getting in the way. Billy’s fingers find their way everywhere, and who can blame Arabelle for saying “Oui!” to this hunk?”-Keymaster